New Wonky Compass
North-ish, give or take a pint.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
Dress him in something daft.
Original, hand-drawn nautical designs — wonky compasses, tipsy anchors, a seasick octopus and a very cheerful old sea dog — printed to order on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, posters and stickers.
Our shop is opening soon — have a look around in the meantime.
- Original artwork Drawn from scratch. No clip art, no borrowed characters.
- Printed on demand Made when you order, so nothing sits unsold.
- Light & dark versions So the lines stay crisp on every colour.
Pick of the catch
Featured designs
New 
Pub Compass
It only knows one direction.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
Tipsy Anchor
Holding steady... ish.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
What Shall We Do?
The eternal question, set in type.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
Est. Early in the Morning
A vintage badge for the dawn crew.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
New Seasick Octopus
Not my best voyage.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
Rum O'Clock
Every hour, on the hour.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
Old Salt: Cheers
Our bearded shipmate, tankard raised.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
Same designs, different decks
Shop by product
Every design is available on several products. Pick your vessel.
Fresh off the boat
New in the locker
New Wonky Compass
North-ish, give or take a pint.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
New Hiccup Compass
Navigating by feel.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
New Hooray and Up She Rises
The chorus, with sunrise.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
New Longboat Till He's Sober
Verse two: the traditional remedy.Available as: T-shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Tote bags, Posters, Stickers
Chart your course
Shop by theme
- Wonky Compasses Navigation instruments that have been at the grog. 4 designs
- Sea Shanty Lettering The traditional words of a very old song, set in type that has had a couple. 5 designs
- The Old Salt Meet our own bearded, beanie-wearing, tankard-raising sailor. 3 designs
- Rum & Grog Designs for anyone who tells the time by the bottom of their glass. 3 designs
- Nautical Puns Knots, bottles and sea legs: the shameless wordplay collection. 11 designs
- Tipsy Anchors Holding steady. Ish. 1 design
- Sea Creatures Residents of the deep who are not enjoying the voyage. 1 design
- Leaning Lighthouses Beacons of safety, give or take a few degrees. 1 design
No warehouse, no waste
Printed on demand, just for you
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You pick a design
Choose from our original designs and the product you want it on: t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, posters and stickers.
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It’s printed to order
Nothing sits in a warehouse. Our print partner, Printful, prints your item after you order it, using print files we prepare for each product.
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It sets sail for you
Your order is packed and posted to you. Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout. More about delivery.